Friday, November 18, 2016

11/10

One day earth was visited Aliens.
"Please don't eat us!" cried the humans.
The Aliens then took a duck and translated its thoughts.
"We are only animals and food to the humans!" cried the duck.
The alien spoke, "How can you ask us not to eat you when you eat them?"
The human replied, "For us to be equal to you, we must be equal to animals? Well, we won't eat animals anymore then. But, Alien, if we can't eat meat we will lose vital nutrients needed to survive. For our analogy, how then do you get the nutrients you need?"
"You misunderstand," said the Alien, "we eat humans."

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