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One day earth was visited Aliens.
"Please don't eat us!" cried the humans.
The Aliens then took a duck and translated its thoughts.
"We are only animals and food to the humans!" cried the duck.
The alien spoke, "How can you ask us not to eat you when you eat them?"
The human replied, "For us to be equal to you, we must be equal to animals? Well, we won't eat animals anymore then. But, Alien, if we can't eat meat we will lose vital nutrients needed to survive. For our analogy, how then do you get the nutrients you need?"
"You misunderstand," said the Alien, "we eat humans."

Corkscrew mac'n'cheese vs regular mac'n'cheese

Corkscrew mac'n'cheese doesn't stick together and has cheese trapped all the way around the noodle. Regular mac'n'cheese had cheese all in the middle of the noodle and tends to have more in a box. I think mac'n'cheese just comes down to a preference. There is no right or wrong only different. Mac'n'cheese no matter what, unless you are lactose intolerant or gluten free, is amazing for everyone.

What I learned about poetry

• When being introduced or introducing someone else, state who you are and why you are announcing.
• Snow covered town = harmonica

• When presenting a story that is being sold currently stop reading before reaching the climax

• If an old women cried over offensive drawings on trees kids would learn to respect their elders and feel empathy for others.
• Black sweater with colors in it is a very neutral way to dress.

• When you accept racism you are a racist. When you deny racism you are a racist. 
• Invoking "pathos" leads to wisdom.

• Have you noticed that we read wall clocks from right to left?